I am not on Snapchat because I don’t have 36B and anyone who does not have 36B should not go in that department. Although the reason I don’t have 36B is that I was born male and still am male, me not using Snapchat is still justifiable. Here are some others like me who realized that they won’t have any scope on Snapchat unless they have a cleavage and therefore came up with some options which are legen-wait-for-it…..
1. Every time.

2. In that case, what a relief that you aren’t a Stark.

3. If you are pregnant and you don’t wanna tell because you are not married yet. Oh boy.

4. Pretty much a genius.

5. Mildred, I have to shag. A man needs what he needs.

6. She gives you sleepless nights too, the coffee bitch.

7. Its inside you too.

8. ….playing the Game of Thrones. You umm, son of a Rhaegar!”

9. Last episode of How I Met Your Mother’s Disease First.

10. Unless you sit on his face and the only thing he can see is his grounds.

11. Yeah now laugh at that.

Bonus: Every generation, ever.
